Our Menu

Turkey Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#1 The Scott Schulz (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, bacon, white cheddar, parmesan herb mayo on white or wheat.

#2 The Old Dutch

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, smoked gouda, roasted red peppers, red onion, roasted garlic tomato mayo on white or wheat.

#3 The Zappa

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • BBQ pulled turkey, red onion, pickle shreddies, muenster, spicy brown mustard, BBQ mayo on white or wheat.

#4 The Van Dyke

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, pastrami, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, cheddar, roasted tomato garlic mayo on marble rye.

#5 The Hollywoodian

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, coleslaw, Swiss, roasted tomato, garlic mayo on marble rye.

#6 The Gandalf

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Turkey, feta spread, artichokes, red onion, spinach on a white sub.

COLD SANDWICHES

#7 The Honest Abe

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, Swiss, tomato, romaine, dijon mayo on sourdough or wheat.

#8 The Winnfield (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, bacon, avocado ranch, white cheddar, tomato, romaine on sourdough or wheat.

#9 The Randy Savage (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Turkey, ham, bacon, tomato, romaine, cheddar, swiss, roasted tomato garlic mayo on sourdough or wheat.

#10 The Al Gore

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, feta spread, dried cherries, spiced walnuts, spring mix on a sundried tomato wrap.

#11 The Super Mario

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Turkey, salami, capicola, mortadella, tomato, romaine on a white sub, served with a side of Italian dressing.

Ham Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#12 The Fred Durst

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Ham, bacon, horseradish cheddar spread, parmesan herb mayo on white or wheat.

#13 The Al Borland (HF)

Half $14.75 | Whole $16.75 • Ham, Swiss, smoked gouda, caramelized onions, chipotle mayo on white or wheat.

#14 The Evil Spock (HF)

Half $14.75 | Whole $16.75 • Pulled pork, pickle shreddies, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, muenster, spicy brown mustard, mayo on white or wheat.

#15 The Luigi

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Ham, capicola, mortadella, fresh mozzarella, cheddar, marinated tomatoes, red onion on a white sub.

#16 The Pavarotti

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Mortadella, pepperoni, salami, olive tapenade, Swiss, provolone, giardiniera on a white sub, served with a side of Italian dressing.

#17 The Hagrid

Half $15.75 | Whole $17.75 • Pulled pork, roasted chicken, cheddar, red onion, BBQ mayo on a white sub.

COLD SANDWICHES

#18 The Billy Mays

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Ham, white cheddar, tomato, romaine, dijon mayo on sourdough or wheat.

#19 The Maurice Sendak

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Ham, provolone, red onion, romaine, tomato, dijon mayo on marble rye.

#20 The Groucho Marx

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Ham, deviled egg salad, pickle shreddies, romaine on wheat.

#21 The Tom Selleck (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Ham, salami, bacon, tomato, romaine, cheddar, roasted garlic horseradish mayo on marble rye.

Roast Beef Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#22 The Will Riker

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Roast beef, horseradish cheddar spread, caramelized onions on a pretzel
bun, served with a side of au jus.

#23 The Teen Wolf (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Roast beef, red onions, mushrooms, Swiss, roasted garlic, horseradish mayo on a pretzel bun, served with a side of au jus.

#24 The Ulysses S. Grant

Half $15.50 | Whole $17.50 • Roast beef, turkey, roasted red peppers, smoked gouda, parmesan
Herb mayo on a pretzel bun, served with a side of au jus.

#25 The George Lucas (HF)

Half $15.50 | Whole $17.50 • Roast beef, white cheddar, bacon, caramelized onions, BBQ mayo on
a white sub.

#26 The Shaft

Half $15.50 | Whole $17.50 • Roast beef, mushrooms, caramelized onions, cheddar, parmesan mayo on
white or wheat.

#27 The Frida Khalo (HF)

Half $15.50 | Whole $17.50 • Roast beef, caramelized onions, green peppers, provolone cheese, regular mayonnaise, on a white sub bun served with a side of au jus.

#28 The Chuck Norris

Half $16.00 | Whole $18.00 • Roast beef, ham, salami, mortadella, bacon, provolone, spicy brown
mustard, mayo on marble rye.

#29 The King Tut

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Roast beef, provolone, romaine, tomato, roasted tomato garlic mayo on
white or wheat.

COLD SANDWICHES

#30 The Philip Banks (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Roast beef, salami, ham, bacon, tomatoes, red onions, sharp cheddar,
Swiss cheese, romaine, and regular mayo on marble rye.

#31 The Yosemite Sam

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Roast beef, jalapenos, romaine, tomato, red onion, chipotle mayo, on a
white sub.

#32 The Pedro Pascal

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Roast beef, Swiss cheese, tomatoes, romaine, tomato garlic mayo, on
sourdough.

Corned Beef & Pastrami Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#33 The Rick Rubin (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, Swiss, saurkraut, served on marble rye with a side of 1000
Island Dressing.

#34 The Conan O’Brien

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, spicy brown mustard, feta spread, red onion, roasted red
peppers on marble rye.

#35 The Hulihee (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, pastrami, cheddar, caramelized onions, roasted tomato, garlic mayo on white or wheat.

#36 The King Leonidas

Half $15.75 | Whole $17.75 • Corned beef, mortadella, capicola, fresh mozzarella, marinated tomatoes, parmesan herb mayo on white or wheat.

#37 The Klingon

Half $15.25 | Whole $17.25 • Pastrami, salami, sauerkraut, Swiss, horseradish mayo, russian dressing on white or wheat.

COLD SANDWICHES

#38 The Jim Henson

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, Swiss, coleslaw, russian dressing on marble rye.

#39 The Leo Tolstoy

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Pastrami, whole grain mustard, provolone, caramelized onions on a sub
bun.

#40 The Rza

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Corned beef, spicy brown mustard, Swiss on marble rye.

#41 The George Carlin

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, salami, horseradish cheddar spread, romaine, tomato,
roasted garlic horseradish mayo on marble rye.

Chicken Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#42 The Obi Wan Kenobi

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, portabellas, roasted red peppers, provolone, lemon
sundried tomato mayo on white or wheat.

#43 The Fred Sanford

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Blackened chicken, caramelized onions, cheddar, avocado, tomato, bacon, romaine, chipotle mayo on white or wheat.

#44 The ZZ Top (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Blackened chicken, feta spread, roasted red peppers, mushrooms, caramelized onions, chipotle mayo on white or wheat.

#45 The Dom Deluise (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Italian chicken, capicola, bacon, marinated tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, red onion on a sub bun.

#46 The Burl Ives

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Italian chicken, bacon, ham, bleu cheese mustard, muenster, tomato, romaine on a sub bun.

#47 The Steven Spielberg

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, cherry apple sage, mustard, feta spread, red onion, spinach on white or wheat.

#48 The Lionel Richie

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, eggplant, squash, zucchini, marinated tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, spinach on a sub bun served with a side of Italian dressing.

#49 The George Clooney

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Italian chicken, bacon, red onion, Swiss, cheddar, tomato, romaine, roasted tomato garlic mayo on white or wheat.

COLD SANDWICHES

#50 The Shakespeare (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, bacon, Muenster, tomato, romaine, avocado, mayo on a pita.

#51 The Jim Morrison

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Blackened chicken, cheddar, red onion, tomato, romaine, avocado ranch on a sundried tomato wrap.

#52 The Samuel L Jackson

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, walnut honey mustard, roasted apples, smoked gouda, spinach on a sub bun.

Sausage Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#60 The Ewok

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Polish sausage, redskin potatoes, Swiss, horseradish, horseradish mayo, caramelized onions on white or wheat.

#61 The Stan Lee

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Sage sausage, smoked Gouda, roasted red peppers, sauerkraut, whole grain mustard on white or wheat.

#62 The Silent Bob (HF)

Half $14.75| Whole $16.75 • Sage sausage, roasted apples, spicy brown mustard, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, smoked Gouda on white or wheat.

#63 The Mike Ditka

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Polish sausage, tomato, red onions, banana peppers, cheddar, spicy brown mustard, pickle shreddies on a white sub.

#64 The Freddie Mercury (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Spicy sausage, bacon, pepperoni, chipotle mayo, fresh mozzarella, marinated
tomatoes on a white sub.

#65 The Zeus

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Sage sausage, feta spread, olive tapenade, mortadella, roasted red peppers, giardiniera, spinach on a white sub.

Vegetarian Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#66 The Bob Ross (HF)

Half $13.75 | Whole $15.75 • Portabellas, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, smoked gouda, roasted tomato garlic mayo on white or wheat.

#67 The Walrus

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Cheddar, white cheddar, provolone on white or wheat.

#68 The Salvador Dali (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Smoked Gouda, white cheddar, horseradish cheddar spread, provolone, Muenster on white or wheat.

#69 The Chewbacca

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Portabellas, squash, zucchini, eggplant, feta spread, olive tapenade, marinated tomatoes on a pretzel bun.

#70 The Inspector Clouseau

Half $13.75 | Whole $15.75 • Squash, zucchini, coleslaw, Swiss, russian dressing on marble rye.

#71 The Clark Gable

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Eggplant, artichokes, red onion, marinated tomatoes, roasted red peppers, feta spread, spinach on white.

#72 The Shel Silverstein

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Squash, zucchini, avocado, artichokes, roasted red peppers, smoked gouda, provolone on white or wheat.

Vegan Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#73 The Henry David (HF)

Half $13.50 | Whole $15.50 • Thoreau vegan bacon, veganaise, tomato, romaine on white.

#74 The Count Von Count

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Black bean patty, roasted red peppers, green peppers, tomato, spinach, caramelized onions, chipotle veganaise on white or wheat.

#75 The Mr T

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • White bean patty, basil veganaise, artichokes, roasted red peppers, spring mix on wheat.

#76 The Two Tone (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Black bean patty, white bean patty, squash, zucchini, avocado, basil veganaise, spinach, tomato on white or wheat.

#77 The Dr. Zaius

Half $13.75 | Whole $15.75 • Seasoned tofu, spicy coleslaw, veganaise, russian dressing on marble rye.

#78 The Hayao Miyazaki

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Curry tofu salad, carrot, broccoli, red cabbage, spinach, orange ginger veganaise served cold on a sundried tomato wrap.

#79 The Charles Darwin

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Blackened tofu, cucumber, roasted red peppers, avocado, squash, zucchini, romaine, tomato, chipotle veganaise on wheat.

#80 The Levar Burton

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Housecaprese tofu mix, spring mix on marble rye.

#81 The Andrew W.K. (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Blackened tofu, vegan bacon, roasted red peppers, red onions, giardiniera, spinach, vegan chipotle mayonnaise, on sourdough.

#82 The Danny Trejo

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Black bean patty, cucumber, chipotle veganaise, green pepper, artichokes, marinated tomatoes, red onions, spring mix on a white sub.

#83 The Lemmy Kilmister

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Blackened tofu, grilled peppers and onions, portabellas, veganaise on a white sub.

#84 The Ted Geisel

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Seasoned tofu, cucumber, olive tapenade, spinach, tomato, veganaise on a white sub.

#85 The Woody Harrelson

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Vegan bacon, pickle shreddies, red onion, jalapeno, cucumber, tomato, romaine, chipotle veganaise, avocado served cold on a sundried tomato wrap.

#86 The Dale Earnhardt

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Blackened tofu, sauerkraut, red onion, pickle shreddies, russian dressing, veganaise on marble rye.

#87 The Andre 3000 (HF)

Half $14.75 | Whole $16.75 • Blackened tofu, caramelized onions, avocado, banana peppers, vegan bacon, tomato, chipotle veganaise, romaine on 9-Grain wheat.

#88 The Heihachi Mishima

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • White bean patty, cucumber, pickle shreddies, tomato, spicy slaw on a pita, served with a side of dill tahini sauce.

#89 The Sandwich Formerly Known as Prince

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Blackened tofu, mushrooms, red onion, giardiniera, marinated tomatoes, squash & zucchini, olive tapenade, on a white sub served with Italian dressing.

#90 The Jack Black

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • BBQ pulled jackfruit, spicy slaw, avocado, pickle shreddies, veganaise on a white sub.

Salad Sandwiches

COLD SANDWICHES

#53 The Willie Nelson (HF)

Half $14.75 | Whole $16.75 • Chicken salad, dried cherries, spiced walnuts, tomato, romaine, white
cheddar on wheat.

#54 The Michael Moore

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Deviled egg salad, romaine, Muenster on wheat.

#55 The Poseidon (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Tuna salad, white cheddar, tomato, lemon sundried tomato mayo, grilled on white or wheat.

#56 The King Triton

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Tuna salad, Muenster, romaine, tomato, cucumber on a sundried tomato
wrap.

#57 Idris Elba

Half $15.00 | Whole $15.50 • Deviled egg salad, cheddar cheese, spinach, on sourdough.

#58 The David Lynch

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Chicken salad, Swiss cheese, tomatoes, romaine, on sourdough.

#59 The Yeti (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Chicken salad, bacon, marinated tomatoes, cheddar, roasted tomato garlic mayo, grilled on white or wheat.

Salad Bowls

The Lampshade

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Bacon, egg, tomato, croutons on spinach, and a side of honey mustard vinaigrette.

The Bearded Lady (HF)

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Fresh apples, feta, spiced walnuts, red onion on spring mix, and a side ofapple vinaigrette. Add Chicken +$3.00.

The Josh Brolin (HF)

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Chicken, cherry tomatoes, red onion, bacon, egg, bleu cheese, croutons on romaine, and a side of avocado ranch.

The Sparrow

Small $12.00 | Large $14.00 • Cucumber, cherry tomato, carrot, red cabbage, croutons on romaine with choice of dressing.

The Handlebars

Small $12.00 | Large $14.00 • Cherry tomato, red onion, croutons on romaine, and a side of Caesar dressing.

The Imperial

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Choice of tuna, chicken, or egg salads with red onion, cucumber, cherry tomato on spring mix with choice of dressing.

The Joaquin Phoenix

Small $15.00 | Large $17.00 • Vegan curry tofu salad, broccoli, cherry tomato, green onion, red cabbage, carrot on spring mix with choice of dressing.

The Frederick Douglass (HF)

Small $15.00 | Large $17.00 • Turkey, ham, bacon, egg, muenster, cheddar, cherry tomato, green
onion, croutons on romaine, and a side of ranch.

The Tony Stark

Small $16.00 | Large $18.00 • Chicken salad, bacon, cheddar, green onion, cherry tomato, croutons on spring mix, and a side of honey mustard vinaigrette.

The Snake Plissken

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Marinated tomato and artichokes, black olives, feta, cucumber, red onion,
croutons on spring mix and a side of sundried tomato vinaigrette.

The Prospector

Small $15.00 | Large $17.00 • Blackened chicken, capicola, cherry tomato, cheddar, swiss, green onion,
croutons on spring mix, and a side of Russian dressing.

* Catering Disclaimer

We ask that all Catering orders be placed 24 hours in advance. Staff capacity is 3 Caterings a day, so please place orders as early as possible, as the 24-hour window is not a guarantee.
+$12.00 delivery fee automatically applied to all Catering orders within the 10-mile maximum radius of 38 Commerce Ave. A 20% gratuity is added to all Catering orders. Must have a Card on file, but orders can be paid by check. Payment is due on the day of delivery.
Orders can be placed by phone at 616-719-3802 or by email at twobeardsdeli@gmail.com.

*Pick-up available

Sandwiches & Salads

Deluxe Lunch Bag

$14.00

Deluxe (lettuce, tomato, mayo, cheese) with your choice of turkey, ham, roast beef, vegetarian, or vegan. Includes mustard and mayo packets, cutlery, napkins, pasta salad, fruit coctail, chips, and a large cookie. +$1.50 upcharge for vegan and gluten-free options.

Simple Lunch Bag

$12.00

Deluxe (lettuce, tomato, mayo, cheese) with your choice of turkey, ham, roast beef, vegetarian, or vegan. Includes mustard, mayo, chips, and a large cookie. +$1.50 upcharge for vegan and gluten-free options.

Sandwich Tray

$8.50/Person

Deluxe club sandwich with condiments on the side. Includes napkins, plates, and cutlery. We can accommodate for any number of sandwiches. +$1.50 upcharge for vegan and gluten-free options.

Trays, Dips & Sides

Meat & Cheese Tray

$109.00

Charcuterie-style meat (salami, capicola, and ham) and cheese (Cheddar, Swiss, and Muenster) with a variety of Pepperidge Farm crackers.

Veggie Tray

$50.00

Celery, carrots, cherry tomatoes, broccoli, green peppers, and 16 oz ranch or make it vegan with 16 oz hummus.

Feta Spread Tray

$60.00

2 lbs of feta spread with Pepperidge Farm crackers and homemade crustinis.

Dip & Spread Sampler

$90.00

1 lbs each - spinach artichoke, horseradish Cheddar, feta spread, with homemade crustinis and Pepperidge Farm crackers.

Fruit Tray

$70.00

Watermelon, grapes, pineapple, strawberries, with 32 oz of homemade whipped cream.