Our Menu

Turkey Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#1 The Scott Schulz (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, bacon, white cheddar, parmesan herb mayo on white or wheat.

#2 The Old Dutch

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, smoked gouda, roasted red peppers, red onion, roasted garlic tomato mayo on white or wheat.

#3 The Zappa

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • BBQ pulled turkey, red onion, pickle shreddies, muenster, spicy brown mustard, BBQ mayo on white or wheat.

#4 The Van Dyke

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, pastrami, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, cheddar, roasted tomato garlic mayo on marble rye.

#5 The Hollywoodian

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, coleslaw, Swiss, roasted tomato, garlic mayo on marble rye.

#6 The Gandalf

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Turkey, feta spread, artichokes, red onion, spinach on a white sub.

COLD SANDWICHES

#7 The Honest Abe

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, Swiss, tomato, romaine, dijon mayo on sourdough or wheat.

#8 The Winnfield (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, bacon, avocado ranch, white cheddar, tomato, romaine on sourdough or wheat.

#9 The Randy Savage (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Turkey, ham, bacon, tomato, romaine, cheddar, swiss, roasted tomato garlic mayo on sourdough or wheat.

#10 The Al Gore

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Turkey, feta spread, dried cherries, spiced walnuts, spring mix on a sundried tomato wrap.

#11 The Super Mario

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Turkey, salami, capicola, mortadella, provolone tomato, romaine on a white sub, served with a side of Italian dressing.

Ham Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#12 The Fred Durst

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Ham, bacon, horseradish cheddar spread, parmesan herb mayo on white or wheat panini.

#13 The Al Borland (HF)

Half $14.75 | Whole $16.75 • Ham, Swiss, smoked gouda, caramelized onions, chipotle mayo on white or wheat panini.

#14 The Evil Spock (HF)

Half $14.75 | Whole $16.75 • Pulled pork, pickle shreddies, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, muenster, spicy brown mustard, mayo on white or wheat panini.

#15 The Luigi

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Ham, capicola, mortadella, fresh mozzarella, cheddar, marinated tomatoes, red onion on a white sub.

#16 The Pavarotti

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Mortadella, pepperoni, salami, olive tapenade, Swiss, provolone, giardiniera on a white sub, served with a side of Italian dressing.

#17 The Hagrid

Half $15.75 | Whole $17.75 • Pulled pork, roasted chicken, cheddar, red onion, BBQ mayo on a white sub.

COLD SANDWICHES

#18 The Billy Mays

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Ham, white cheddar, tomato, romaine, dijon mayo on sourdough or wheat.

#19 The Maurice Sendak

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Ham, provolone, red onion, romaine, tomato, dijon mayo on marble rye.

#20 The Groucho Marx

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Ham, deviled egg salad, provolone, pickle shreddies, romaine on wheat.

#21 The Tom Selleck (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Ham, salami, bacon, tomato, romaine, cheddar, roasted garlic horseradish mayo on marble rye.

Roast Beef Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#22 The Will Riker

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Roast beef, horseradish cheddar spread, caramelized onions on a white sub, served with a side of au jus.

#23 The Teen Wolf (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Roast beef, red onions, mushrooms, Swiss, roasted garlic, horseradish mayo on a white sub, served with a side of au jus.

#24 The Ulysses S. Grant

Half $15.50 | Whole $17.50 • Roast beef, turkey, roasted red peppers, smoked gouda, parmesan herb mayo on a white sub, served with a side of au jus.

#25 The George Lucas (HF)

Half $15.50 | Whole $17.50 • Roast beef, white cheddar, bacon, caramelized onions, BBQ mayo on
a white sub.

#26 The Shaft

Half $15.50 | Whole $17.50 • Roast beef, mushrooms, caramelized onions, cheddar, parmesan herb mayo on white or wheat panini.

#27 The Frida Khalo (HF)

Half $15.50 | Whole $17.50 • Roast beef, caramelized onions, green peppers, provolone cheese, regular mayonnaise, on a white sub bun served with a side of au jus.

#28 The Chuck Norris

Half $16.00 | Whole $18.00 • Roast beef, ham, salami, mortadella, bacon, provolone, spicy brown mustard, regular mayonnaise, on marble rye.

#29 The King Tut

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Roast beef, provolone, romaine, tomato, roasted tomato garlic mayo on white or wheat panini.

COLD SANDWICHES

#30 The Philip Banks (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Roast beef, salami, ham, bacon, tomatoes, red onions, sharp cheddar,
Swiss cheese, romaine, and regular mayo on marble rye.

#31 The Yosemite Sam

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Roast beef, white cheddar, jalapenos, romaine, tomato, red onion, chipotle mayo, on awhite sub.

#32 The Pedro Pascal

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Roast beef, Swiss cheese, tomatoes, romaine, tomato garlic mayo, on
sourdough.

Corned Beef & Pastrami Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#33 The Rick Rubin (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, Swiss, saurkraut, served on marble rye with a side of 1000
Island Dressing.

#34 The Conan O’Brien

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, spicy brown mustard, feta spread, red onion, roasted red
peppers on marble rye.

#35 The Hulihee (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, pastrami, cheddar, caramelized onions, roasted tomato, garlic mayo on white or wheat.

#36 The King Leonidas

Half $15.75 | Whole $17.75 • Corned beef, mortadella, capicola, fresh mozzarella, marinated tomatoes, parmesan herb mayo on white or wheat.

#37 The Klingon

Half $15.25 | Whole $17.25 • Pastrami, salami, sauerkraut, Swiss, horseradish mayo, russian dressing on white or wheat.

COLD SANDWICHES

#38 The Jim Henson

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, Swiss, coleslaw, russian dressing on marble rye.

#39 The Leo Tolstoy

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Pastrami, whole grain mustard, provolone, caramelized onions on a sub
bun.

#40 The Rza

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Corned beef, spicy brown mustard, Swiss on marble rye.

#41 The George Carlin

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Corned beef, salami, horseradish cheddar spread, romaine, tomato,
roasted garlic horseradish mayo on marble rye.

Chicken Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#42 The Obi Wan Kenobi

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, portabellas, roasted red peppers, provolone, lemon sundried tomato mayo on white or wheat panini.

#43 The Fred Sanford

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Blackened chicken, caramelized onions, cheddar, avocado, tomato, bacon, romaine, chipotle mayo on white or wheat panini.

#44 The ZZ Top (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Blackened chicken, feta spread, roasted red peppers, mushrooms, caramelized onions, chipotle mayo on white or wheat panini.

#45 The Dom Deluise (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Italian chicken, capicola, bacon, marinated tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, red onion, a side of Italian dressing, on a sub bun.

#46 The Burl Ives

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Italian chicken, bacon, ham, bleu cheese, spicy brown mustard, muenster, tomato, romaine on a white sub bun.

#47 The Steven Spielberg

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, cherry apple sage, mustard, feta spread, red onion, spinach on white or wheat panini.

#48 The Lionel Richie

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, squash, zucchini, marinated tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, spinach on a sub bun served with a side of Italian dressing.

#49 The George Clooney

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Italian chicken, bacon, red onion, Swiss, cheddar, tomato, romaine, roasted tomato garlic mayo on white or wheat panini.

COLD SANDWICHES

#50 The Shakespeare (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, bacon, Muenster, tomato, romaine, avocado, mayo on a flatbread pita.

#51 The Jim Morrison

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Blackened chicken, cheddar, red onion, tomato, romaine, avocado ranch on a sundried tomato wrap.

#52 The Samuel L Jackson

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Italian chicken, walnut honey mustard, roasted apples, smoked gouda, spinach on a sub bun.

Sausage Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#60 The Ewok

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Polish sausage, redskin potatoes, Swiss, horseradish, horseradish mayo, caramelized onions on white or wheat panini.

#61 The Stan Lee

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Sage sausage, smoked Gouda, roasted red peppers, sauerkraut, spicy brown mustard on white or wheat panini.

#62 The Silent Bob (HF)

Half $14.75| Whole $16.75 • Sage sausage, roasted apples, cherry apple sage mustard, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, smoked Gouda on white or wheat panini.

#63 The Mike Ditka

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Polish sausage, tomato, red onions, banana peppers, cheddar, spicy brown mustard, pickle shreddies on a white sub.

#64 The Freddie Mercury (HF)

Half $15.00 | Whole $17.00 • Spicy sausage, bacon, pepperoni, chipotle mayo, fresh mozzarella, marinated
tomatoes on a white sub.

#65 The Zeus

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Sage sausage, feta spread, olive tapenade, mortadella, roasted red peppers, giardiniera, spinach on a white sub.

Vegetarian Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#66 The Bob Ross (HF)

Half $13.75 | Whole $15.75 • Portabellas, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, smoked gouda, roasted tomato garlic mayo on white or wheat panini.

#67 The Walrus

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Cheddar, white cheddar, provolone on white or wheat panini.

#68 The Salvador Dali (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Smoked Gouda, white cheddar, horseradish cheddar spread, provolone, Muenster on white or wheat panini.

#69 The Chewbacca

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Portabellas, squash, zucchini, feta spread, olive tapenade, marinated tomatoes on a white sub.

#70 The Inspector Clouseau

Half $13.75 | Whole $15.75 • Seasoned Tofu, coleslaw, Swiss, with a side of 1000 Island Dressing on marble rye.

#71 The Clark Gable

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Seasoned Tofu, artichokes, red onion, marinated tomatoes, roasted red peppers, feta spread, spinach on white or wheat panini.

#72 The Shel Silverstein

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Squash, zucchini, avocado, artichokes, roasted red peppers, smoked gouda, provolone on white or wheat panini.

Vegan Sandwiches

GRILLED SANDWICHES

#73 The Henry David Thoreau (HF)

Half $13.50 | Whole $15.50 • Vegan bacon, veganaise, tomato, romaine on white or wheat panini.

#74 The Count Von Count

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Black bean patty, roasted red peppers, green peppers, tomato, spinach, caramelized onions, chipotle veganaise on white or wheat panini.

#75 The Mr T

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • White bean patty, basil veganaise, artichokes, roasted red peppers, spring mix on wheat.

#76 The Two Tone (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Black bean patty, white bean patty, squash, zucchini, avocado, basil veganaise, spinach, tomato on white or wheat panini.

#77 The Dr. Zaius

Half $13.75 | Whole $15.75 • Seasoned tofu, spicy coleslaw, veganaise, russian dressing on marble rye.

#78 The Hayao Miyazaki

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Curry tofu salad, carrot, broccoli, red cabbage, spinach, orange ginger veganaise served cold on a sundried tomato wrap.

#79 The Charles Darwin

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Blackened tofu, cucumber, roasted red peppers, avocado, squash, zucchini, romaine, tomato, chipotle veganaise on wheat.

#80 The Levar Burton

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • House caprese tofu mix, spring mix on marble rye.

#81 The Andrew W.K. (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Blackened tofu, vegan bacon, roasted red peppers, red onions, giardiniera, spinach, vegan chipotle mayonnaise, on sourdough.

#82 The Danny Trejo

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Black bean patty, cucumber, chipotle veganaise, green pepper, artichokes, marinated tomatoes, red onions, spring mix on a white sub.

#83 The Lemmy Kilmister

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Blackened tofu, grilled green peppers and red onions, portabellas, veganaise on a white sub.

#84 The Ted Geisel

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Seasoned tofu, cucumber, olive tapenade, spinach, tomato, veganaise on a white sub.

#85 The Woody Harrelson

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Vegan bacon, pickle shreddies, red onion, jalapeno, cucumber, tomato, romaine, chipotle veganaise, avocado served cold on a sundried tomato wrap.

#86 The Dale Earnhardt

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Blackened tofu, sauerkraut, red onion, pickle shreddies, russian dressing, veganaise on marble rye.

#87 The Andre 3000 (HF)

Half $14.75 | Whole $16.75 • Blackened tofu, caramelized onions, avocado, banana peppers, vegan bacon, tomato, chipotle veganaise, romaine on 9-Grain wheat.

#88 The Heihachi Mishima

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • White bean patty, cucumber, pickle shreddies, tomato, spicy slaw on a pita, served with a side of dill tahini sauce.

#89 The Sandwich Formerly Known as Prince

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Blackened tofu, mushrooms, red onion, giardiniera, marinated tomatoes, squash & zucchini, olive tapenade, on a white sub served with Italian dressing.

#90 The Jack Black

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • BBQ pulled jackfruit, spicy slaw, avocado, pickle shreddies, veganaise on a white sub.

Salad Sandwiches

COLD SANDWICHES

#53 The Willie Nelson (HF)

Half $14.75 | Whole $16.75 • Chicken salad, dried cherries, spiced walnuts, tomato, romaine, white
cheddar on wheat.

#54 The Michael Moore

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Deviled egg salad, romaine, Muenster on wheat.

#55 The Poseidon (HF)

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Tuna salad, white cheddar, tomato, lemon sundried tomato mayo, grilled on white or wheat panini.

#56 The King Triton

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Tuna salad, Muenster, romaine, tomato, cucumber on a sundried tomato
wrap.

#57 Idris Elba

Half $15.00 | Whole $15.50 • Deviled egg salad, cheddar cheese, spinach, on sourdough.

#58 The David Lynch

Half $14.00 | Whole $16.00 • Chicken salad, Swiss cheese, tomatoes, romaine, on sourdough.

#59 The Yeti (HF)

Half $14.50 | Whole $16.50 • Chicken salad, bacon, marinated tomatoes, cheddar, roasted tomato garlic mayo, grilled on white or wheat panini.

Salad Bowls

The Lampshade

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Bacon, egg, tomato, croutons on spinach, and a side of honey mustard vinaigrette.

The Bearded Lady (HF)

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Fresh apples, feta, spiced walnuts, red onion on spring mix, and a side ofapple vinaigrette. Add Chicken +$3.00.

The Josh Brolin (HF)

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Chicken, cherry tomatoes, red onion, bacon, egg, bleu cheese, croutons on romaine, and a side of avocado ranch.

The Sparrow

Small $12.00 | Large $14.00 • Cucumber, cherry tomato, carrot, red cabbage, croutons on romaine with choice of dressing.

The Handlebars

Small $12.00 | Large $14.00 • Cherry tomato, red onion, croutons on romaine, and a side of Caesar dressing.

The Imperial

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Choice of tuna, chicken, or egg salads with red onion, cucumber, cherry tomato on spring mix with choice of dressing.

The Joaquin Phoenix

Small $15.00 | Large $17.00 • Vegan curry tofu salad, broccoli, cherry tomato, green onion, red cabbage, carrot on spring mix with choice of dressing.

The Frederick Douglass (HF)

Small $15.00 | Large $17.00 • Turkey, ham, bacon, egg, muenster, cheddar, cherry tomato, green
onion, croutons on romaine, and a side of ranch.

The Tony Stark

Small $16.00 | Large $18.00 • Chicken salad, bacon, cheddar, green onion, cherry tomato, croutons on spring mix, and a side of honey mustard vinaigrette.

The Snake Plissken

Small $14.00 | Large $16.00 • Marinated tomato and artichokes, black olives, feta, cucumber, red onion,
croutons on spring mix and a side of sundried tomato vinaigrette.

The Prospector

Small $15.00 | Large $17.00 • Blackened chicken, capicola, cherry tomato, cheddar, swiss, green onion,
croutons on spring mix, and a side of Russian dressing.

* Catering Disclaimer

We ask that all Catering orders be placed 24 hours in advance. Staff capacity is 3 Caterings a day, so please place orders as early as possible, as the 24-hour window is not a guarantee.
+$12.00 delivery fee automatically applied to all Catering orders within the 10-mile maximum radius of 38 Commerce Ave. A 20% gratuity is added to all Catering orders. Must have a Card on file, but orders can be paid by check. Payment is due on the day of delivery.
Orders can be placed by phone at 616-719-3802 or by email at twobeardsdeli@gmail.com.

*Pick-up available

Sandwiches & Salads

Deluxe Lunch Bag

$18.00

Deluxe whole sandwich on an 8" white sub (lettuce, tomato, mayo, cheese) with your choice of turkey, ham, roast beef, vegetarian, or vegan. Includes mustard and mayo packets, cutlery, napkins, pasta salad, fruit, chips, and a large cookie. +$1.50 upcharge for vegan and gluten-free options.

Simple Lunch Bag

$16.00

Deluxe whole sandwich on 8" white sub (lettuce, tomato, mayo, cheese) with your choice of turkey, ham, roast beef, vegetarian, or vegan. Includes mustard, mayo, chips, and a large cookie. +$1.50 upcharge for vegan and gluten-free options.

Sandwich Tray

$8.50/Person

Deluxe club sandwich with condiments on the side. Includes napkins, plates, and cutlery. We can accommodate for any number of sandwiches. +$1.50 upcharge for vegan and gluten-free options.

Trays, Dips & Sides

Meat & Cheese Tray

$119.00

Charcuterie-style meat (salami, capicola, and ham) and cheese (Cheddar, Swiss, and Smoked Gouda) with a variety of crackers. Feeds 20-25.

Veggie Tray

$65.00

Celery, carrots, cherry tomatoes, broccoli, green peppers, and 16 oz ranch or make it vegan with 16 oz hummus. Feeds 30-35.

Feta Spread Tray

$60.00

2 lbs of feta spread with Pepperidge Farm crackers and homemade crustinis.

Dip & Spread Sampler

$100.00

1 lbs each - spinach artichoke, horseradish Cheddar, feta spread, with homemade crostini's and variety of mixed crackers. Feeds 30-35.

Fruit Bowl

$70.00

Watermelon, grapes, pineapple, strawberries, with 32 oz of homemade whipped cream. Feeds 20.